While most people were enjoying a happy May Day weekend, the criminals among us were not on holiday.
A significant number were busy about their business of stealing, destroying and generally making other people's lives a misery.
The police crime details for the weekend are too long to print, but here are the highlights.
** Two caravans (one worth £11,000) stolen from Little Bramshot Farm, Cove Road, Fleet, after thieves used bolt cutters and took fences off their hinges.
** A man watched a thief drive his £19,000 BMW away during a "test drive" at Hook.
** From a crowd of loitering youths in Monteagle Lane, Yateley, one hurled a beer bottle at a passing car, smashing the windscreen.
** Front windows of Farnborough homes smashed - one in Church Road East and another in Reading Road.
** Cycles stolen including one left outside Londis store in Giffard Drive, Farnborough, and another outside a house in Ferndale Road, Church Crookham.
** Several car windows smashed to get at things inside, including one at Aldershot Crematorium (handbag and backpack); one at Ively Road, Farnborough (handbag); and one in Cromwell Way, Farnborough.
** A heavy bench disappeared from a front garden in St Georges Road, Aldershot.
** A numbskull kicked in a fence at Leawood Road, Fleet.